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last night's antics

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Laura: You know the expression "rock out with your cock out?" The other day I saw this graphic that said "jam out with your clam out."
All: [act unimpressed]
Laura: Oh, come on! I defy you to come up with a better female synonym for "rock out with your cock out."
All: [thoughtful silence, a few lame attempts]
All: [start talking about something else]
Elliot: How about "thrash out with your gash out"?
Laura: [dies laughing]
Elliot: You're going to blog this, aren't you.

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wombatbanana
Nov. 12th, 2005 10:24 pm (UTC)
On a related note, the best way to voice the attractiveness of the gentleman playing Joseph in ...Dreamcoat is "his eleven brothers and he can bow down before my stalk of corn any time!"
esotericfrench
Nov. 13th, 2005 01:55 am (UTC)
beat out with your teat out.
rxrfrx
Nov. 13th, 2005 04:18 am (UTC)
"She rocks out with her box out"
skotodes
Nov. 13th, 2005 04:27 am (UTC)
That's definitely better than anything we came up with.
ravenword
Nov. 13th, 2005 04:54 am (UTC)
But it's not in the imperative!
rxrfrx
Nov. 13th, 2005 01:26 pm (UTC)
yeah... rocking out is imperative
skotodes
Nov. 13th, 2005 06:36 pm (UTC)
We've come up with more! They're unisex:

Sing out with your thing out. (Alternately, "swing out")
Funk out with your junk out.
salmonpi
Nov. 14th, 2005 01:56 am (UTC)
There's more...

Groove out with your boob out
Get your jive on with your vibe on
usufructer
Nov. 15th, 2005 04:40 am (UTC)
I sort of got your LJ linked to from an educational site, All About My Vagina.

I hope you don't mind too much, but I thought this was funny as hell. And I'm 3 for 3 this evening on sending people relevant links about odd things in my LJ.
ravenword
Nov. 15th, 2005 04:47 am (UTC)
Hahaha, excellent! My internet reputation will be based solely on porn and vaginas.
usufructer
Nov. 15th, 2005 04:57 am (UTC)
I promise I'll always remember you for listening to much of the same bad music as I do, and spending far too much time up close and personal with brains.
robynchick
Nov. 22nd, 2005 09:50 am (UTC)
hah! Saw you on Myvag.net...

Best LJ thread ever.

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